I should have PMd him but I didn't think of it!I'll try to remember
tomorrow(I guess:Today)It's very late now! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Ahem, testing... one, two, umm

Fellow Pixies.

Unaccustomed as I am to pubic speaking, I would like to thank all

those whose subtle and twisted responses have egged me to this point.

It is with deep, that is very deep, extra deep even humility that

I accept the Viagra award.

It was won in the face of stiff opposition, but it was a hard fight

well fought. Damn hard.

I will be sharing the award at my acceptance party in the phone booth

on the corner of Libido and Opportunity. All are invited.

I now wish to propose Scotzoidman for the Marvellous Mammaries

Award for all his hard work in inducing lovely ladies to brighten the

days of all with his breast oriented threads.

In a break from tradition I would also like to propose that M45 receive

a Meritorious Mention Plaque for his unstinting assistance in this field.

Again, I thank you all from the bottom of my trophy case.

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Killed this thread pretty quickly, eh?

PM'd Scotz, so maybe he's away.

Ah well, perhaps he's waiting for the Oscars.

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Oldfart,

I don't think its possible for someone to kill this thread. It may simmer on low for a week, week and a half, but someone will wander across it and decide they just can't let it go. People love this thread for some reason! I guess I did a good thing?

DD

Yes, DD, you done did a very good thing.

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<blushing> Thank you, thank you, Aqua. I am bending over with glee to accept this award. Er, why is it on the floor?

My award for people who get inspiration for starting threads from others is . . . RandyGal! An inspiration to us all!

Did I miss a step?

Sorry, I didn't hear my name announced...see, i had this huge pair of breasts wrapped around my head like a pair of headphones...well, she insisted if I listened closely I could hear the ocean...all I could hear was a rapid heartbeat, getter faster...but no matter, I humbly accept this beautiful award <fondling it, as I suddenly become aware I'm being watched...blushing self-conciously> and I thank my fellow tit-man OldFart for the nomination...of course, I have to thank each & every one of the lovely Pixies ladies who responded to my requests - obviously I couldn't have done it without you - special thanks to Lixy for stuffing my thread like a Chicago ballot box and also thanks to all the Pixies guys who shouted encouragement to the ladies...
And extra special thanks to one who pimped tirelessly for my boob thread, encouraging some who had never posted anything before...who is also the next award-winner, for keeping Pixie's the bestest site on the web, filling in when our LoveDiva had to be away, always keeping the bastards in line with her Terrible Whip of Doom, kicking ass with her steel-toed boots when neccessary, I would like to present the "Iron Fists in Velvet Gloves" Award (actually a matching pair of trophies...suitable for use as "bookends", maybe?) to.................................


LILITH!!!!!!

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

(Lilith holds her "Iron Fists in Velvet Gloves" Award in one hand and cracks her whip sharply over the heads of her subjects and suddenly thrusts her hips forward, rolls up onto her steel toed hi-heeled sneakers and freezes her broad smile as her eye lids slowly lower.)
(Her long, slit skirt is flung back and yes,.......it's PantyFanatic..... with glazed eyes (that match his smiling, wet face. He struggles to his feet) "Well it's about time" [as he straightens his tie (NO! that's his tongue he's trying to push back into his mouth).] "I just happen to have an acceptance note here….. somewhere... and I’m sure this will be a day that lives in femininity"

*Reaching into his inside left pocket he finds silky black panties from Europe and his notes* "We have nothing to suck but panties themselves"....."No no, that's not it. Just a second here.”

*Rummaging through his right jacket pocket he finds silky blue panties from Ontario, and the note.* “The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation,…but I do.” *”damn, that's not it either”*

*He comes out of his inside right pocket with red panties from Michigan… no! from Missouri and another piece of paper. “I have not yet begun to lick” *”wait! That’s not right either” flustered, he reaches for a drink to calm himself*

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*He pulls an envelope from his right jacket pocket with notes on the back, along with pink panties from Minnesota. “Four panties an 7 thongs ago….” *"Oops. That’s from the other party"*

*From his right pants pocket he pulls his international drivers license, his Aussie teamsters card and the speech notes…stuck to another pair of black panties from OZ*“Thank you from her bottom, I mean the bottom of my hard, I mean heart.” *”CRICKEY, too many pockets, I never should have worn this suite.

*Finally from his left pants pocket he brings out the note he’s looking for… anlong with a pair of white panties from BC (gees, is that a place or time?)* “Friends, Romans, countryladies, lend me your panties. I come to lick them, not to praise them.”

Well after all these neat panty lines, (pun intended) I want to shift the spot light to our next award winner. I’m unable to tell you all the contributions he has made to the site (because I’m still trying to decode them) but I’m sure it’s great stuff. We are hoping to have the English translators here in time to decipher what will be the next acceptance speech for the “Wha Da Rosetta Fuck Did He Say Award” that I present to…..
UNCLE SILKY!

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uh, thanks. it's an honor just to be nominated n shit.

i award PixieSprite the, uh... *looks around* Mackin Muthafuckin Mapleleaf prize for bein the most Candian canuck that ever skinned a beaver while watchin a hockey game.

............lifting up the pillows, looking under them...checking inside pantyfanatic's happy boxers...nope, it isn't there.....

taking a quick gander behind jonjon's nice button 501's...doesn't look like he's hiding the award either.


huh. isn't that weird? i thought i heard my name.


must have been a misprint or somethin........NOW you know why i don't participate much in games. i never know when i'm in or out.





and now.........i'm OUTTA here. pardon the interruption if you please.

Okay, I think I've figured this out! (I should get an award just for that!!!)

Okay, when Aqua got his award he thanked a lot of people. Diva, Lilith, and Steph especially, along with the other ladies who've fed his complex. I think that Steph either didn't read the whole reply and was just scanning for her name, or she simply misunderstood the concept of the game.

Either way, she accepted a non existant reward and almost awarded one just as invisable. No harm done though. Steph and RandyGal just don't have awards on their shelves (racks???) yet. And for that matter, neither do I! Heh, okay, all that aside....

My apologies to RandyGal for getting her hopes up. I hope it doesn't influence whether or not she comes back if/when she really recieves her award. Apologies to rest of the thread followers for any confusion.

My ruling as Queen of the thread: Dicksbro, LixyChick(2), Jennaflower, Skipthisone, FussyPucker, PixieSprite(2), Lilith(2), Aqua, Sharniqua, SugarSprinkles, Murphy, Glyndwyr, Nikki, Legend, Irish, Oldfart, Scotzoidman, Pantyfanatic and Uncle Silky have all won awards and accepted. PixieSprite is up for an award and M45 has a plaque coming his way.

PixieSprite may accept her award and give another one (although I'm sure she's tired of it by now...THREE awards...its like the West Wing or somethin), and M45 may give an acceptance speech for his plaque if he wishes.

So long and thanks for all the fish! (steps down from the podeum)

Sorry I took so long to come pick up my award... I was busy lmao... But WOW! the Mackin Muthafuckin Mapleleaf prize!!!!!! Thank you soooo much Silky hunny

And now for the next award... the "Thanks for looking at this thread for me"! Awarded to the one who is always the first to let me know I have an award waiting for me..... Coach Knight!!!!!!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.