How nice of you to notice.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Just remembered, before the nerve endings went south, my bad knees served as an excellent barometer...I could tell when it was going to get cool & wet outside by the pain level...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

i love to see all the ladies nipples sticking out ....................me i shrivel up and all my old hurts ache like hell

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sexy horny women fan...... :

My ol' bones get to aching, too. Good indication of the cold, that's for sure. Of course, seeing it snowing and blowing with ice forming on everything helps, too.

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There are so many ways to know that it is -25c or -13f.

1) If your car was not plugged in over night, you are not going to work in the morning.
2) When you get up in the morning and look out the window to see what kind of day it is and you see someone walking down the sidewalk. Unfortunately you can not tell if that person is male or female. They are dressed for function not fashion. After all the layers it becomes that cold androgynous look.
3) There are sun dogs around the sun
4) The air sparkles. The moisture in the air freezes and reflects the sun and makes the air sparkle.
5) There are more ads on the radio for vacations to Southern destinations.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

How in the world did you get that pic of me PF?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I think yesterday we had a heat wave ... it got up to the freezing mark.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

My fingers get sore ... even in gloves. They're usually the first to tell me ... "Get inside you dummy, it's cold out here."

Not sure I'm a good judge of winter temperatures, though. The wind chill makes it tough to tell.

pissing ice cubes is often a good sign to me!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

When we lived in Alaska you measured cold by how many hinges on the back door were frosted over on the inside! Bottom hinge its cold,middle hinge skin will freeze in 3 min., top hinge don't even go out the door!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

I swam to the letterbox this morning, in sweat.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I stand by my earlier statement!

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My hips predict the rain that the weatherman doesn't see coming.

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