I'm cufused, what does me abusing darth vader have to do with kittens? anyway, here's my stats. mind you, they're a little skewed since i'm an older person!
You have made 48.75 gallons and 406.838445 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.6 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,684,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9360 kittens.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

You have made 89.578125 gallons and 747.5656426875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 6.37 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,127,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 22932 kittens.


Personal Estimates:
15% went directly into the toilet
65% went into pieces of Kleenex
20% went here and there, and everywhere!

p.s. In addition to those 4.1 trillion swimmers I killed, I am proud to also have made ONE perfect BABY GIRL! 1 year old next month!

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i figure for a 21 year old i'm not doing too bad


You have made 8.125 gallons and 67.8064075 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 57.777777777778 yards.
You have killed approximately 374,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2080 kittens.

You have made 45.703125 gallons and 381.4110421875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 3.25 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,106,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 11700 kittens.

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I didn't take it cause I don't wank.

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You have made 26 gallons and 216.980504 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3866666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 898,560,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4992 kittens.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

where do you find this stuff - its great!

You have made 24.375 gallons and 203.4192225 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.7333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,123,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 6240 kittens.


That sure is alot of little kitties........lol

Wow, Sharni, 8 footbal fields.................. Imprressive amount to swallow..

i dont remember what to say...... because you all counted on mine.

Well... at least I'm not the worst self abuser...

You have made 27.083333333333 gallons and 226.02135833333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.8888888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,872,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10400 kittens.

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Anyone want to fill a swimming pool?

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Susan

LOL@SuzyQ...

That would be just a little bit thick to swim in...

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