What is squirting mustard into jam doughnuts?


You can touch it if you like

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

What is my kitty?

~ an empty suitcase

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Q: Can you tell me something that has the size of your flat?

A: Her name is Dallas. But she is not as nice as she is looking like.

(cropped that from Beavis and Butthead running at the moment)

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

Who is ugly but still fuckable?


A sausage, 2 melons and a bottle of baby lotion

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

What does Lilith bring to the bedroom for "a little kinky fun"

A: Boom boom out go the lights

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

What is bumping your head on the headboard while fucking???

~kit-kat bars

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

What do Diva's Lips like?




~ Thanks Bilbo!

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

What do all the ladies on the corner say after he visits?

~ You just have to shake it off.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

What is a booger???? (sorry working with kids for years has affected me)

~ping pong balls

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

What you use a paddle on besides a lovely ass?

Drip, Drip, Drip...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

What happens between the legs of Pixie ladies after reading Skip's and Glyndwr's stories?

Daytime friends & Nightime Lovers

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Q: What are ideal parners?

A: That´s the fault of GermanSteve.

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

What is the "Steadily Growing Member"ship.

Women's pictures

What 99.9 %men look at when the come here!!


Ouch that hurt!!!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

What is insertion by those 10" guys on the show your cock thread. - lol

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