how old is she and how damn big is your dick?

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Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you.


kinda kinky if ya think about it

I hope she never finds out about this post. If I were her, I'd be mortified. If I were her, I'd have not slept with you unless I cared deeply about you.

Flip the mattress, put a mattress pad on it, and move on.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I've already moved on. I was simply answering a question posed by someone who had given her thoughts.

Thanks for the offer, but Icare too much about her to sleep with you.

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Imagination is more important than intelligence.

- Albert Einstein

Not huge that I know of. About 6 1/2 inches long and 3 inches around.

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Imagination is more important than intelligence.

- Albert Einstein

**thud**

STOP IT, I fainted again.....3 inches around??????
You're going to make me bleed just thinking about that!




**panting**

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~Tainted Love~

IWM -- I believe he means circumfrence. To get diameter, please divide by pi.











((((it's about 1"))))

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

OHHHHHHHH CRAP I feel stupid!!!!

Ok, I just got up from the floor where I fainted...... and now my face is red.

What a dork I am....... **blushing**

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~Tainted Love~

Of course, my interpretation may not have been correct. In which case -- just to be safe ---


















RUN!!!!!!!!!!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh man that felt good....THE LAUGH THE LAUGH!!!

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~Tainted Love~

Dunno why my reply didn't show up. I just took an official measurement with a tape measure (Do people actually do this?) and it comes out at 4 1/4 inches around.... 1 1/3 inches in diameter.

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Imagination is more important than intelligence.

- Albert Einstein

sounds lickable to me!!!

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~Tainted Love~

Sweetie, thanks for being a good sport. And perhaps you need one of us to verify that measurement?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Very nice thought there. Keep talking like that and I'll find a metric tape measure.

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Imagination is more important than intelligence.

- Albert Einstein

I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING and at such a serious thread...what a looser I am!!!!


OH GOSHHHHH my side hurts!!!!!!!

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~Tainted Love~

I have it on good authority that rubbing saalt into the fabric will get out tee blood - seems to work on panties OK