In response to AirHog:



a few of the rules have the word "if". It clearly implies all females don't follow these rules. Also, number 4 requires her feedback.



I believe I just answered this part.



Rule number 9 requires an open mind. That's why it's there.



This relates to getting feedback. If she gives you step by step directions ... then it makes it predictable. It's important to satisfy her, but it's also important to be unpredictable in one way or another. This relates to rule 4, 6 and 9.



This is rule my rule ... number 9.

With you AirHog, your girlfriend/wife is already telling you what to do. That's ok if it works, however, if she sets the rules in regards to sex then you're not allowed to use any rules. Your job is to please her. If she's fine (or should I say very sexy) AND you're the "may I please you tonight?" kind of guy ... then you're in heaven.



Don't just listen to her moan. Watch how her body moves and listen to her responses when both of you are talking about sex outside of the bedroom. Sometimes, just a smile, a grin or a non-response tells alot. However, even if you get a rule you like it's a good chance that she will veto it and tell you what she wants. So what's the point in your situation.



If she's building momentum and you downshift into a lower gear ... yeah, she would get annoyed. Image she's giving you a BJ and suddenly starts kissing your forehead instead. Thats a change of direction. With the alphabet, if you get to letter "D" and she likes it ... you need to keep doing letter "D". The last part of rule number 4 is just one example. You can replace moan with screams, wimpers, or her say, "yes ... right there."

By the way, I didn't read these rules from a book. I just tossed it off my head. Somebody is bound to not like a few of the rules. If a man does not like to go downtown ... he most likely doesn't like any of the rules.

There is no basic rule to any of this and hopefully she is fresh and ready before you go downtown. I sympathize with quisath. He should get a metal of Valor in the line of duty.

Also, Rule number one is foreplay. If she is very eager, then you can well assume she is a little wet or just flat out giving a green light.

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Thanks for your clarification. I have to agree with alot of what you said

Cunninglingus Rules:
Men's Rules: Learn to love doing it for your woman, and she will love you forever. If you love going down, you will do it right, or at least eventually learn to do it right.
Girl's Rules: Every man has his own thing. As I do as I say, let me say that I like fresh and clean bodies.