Lucky for you I like weird

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Do those (also) come in 3 sizes?

Small,
medium
and OMG! ?

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I'm your Huckleberry.

Definitely too big!

I could deal with 300 grs, but 1.7 kg???

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

Hey big boy......bring it on It's definately an all nighter and with an imagination the possibilities are endless!

It's still untouched by any woman and I'm very willing to share it with someone are YOU the right one ??

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

Oh Fussy... I sure wish you would consider me.. I think I would make it a mutually enjoyable experience

Now.. PLEASE.. lower it just an inch or two.. I REALLY want to see YOU

Goodness Fussy... Now I KNOW that everything you have is HUGE and lickable, and yummy, and eatable. Get in that taxi hun, and bring all your BIG things with you!!!!

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )

shit thats bigger than mine lol

Now that IS a big one!