Unfortunately, the men were allergic to penicillin, and there wasn't enough tape to go around.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately, the men were found to be free of all infection due to all the alcohol in thier system.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Unfortunately, they began to suffer liver damage almost immediately.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

fortunately, the pigs in the village were willing to give thier livers to save mankind.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Unfortunately, only one of the pigs was found to type-match the two men and be able to donate a liver.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately, half the liver was enough for each man

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Unfortunately, the two foreign women took the liver to be a local delicacy and ate it.

Fortunately, an out-of-town doctor happened to be wandering by and went in to see the commotion. He was skilled in goat-to-human liver transplants.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunatley, there were no goats to be found, only a barnyard full of pygmy chickens.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Fortunately, this doctor knew how to glue together pygmy chicken livers in order to transplant into humans.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

unfortunately, the villiagers were unable to run those 2 damn liver eating women out of town before they devoured all the pygmy chicken liver ass well

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately, one of the people standing around had a cousin whose brother's wife's niece's nephew-in-law's friend owned some pigs, goats, AND pygmy chickens just over in the next town.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately they were currently in an Amish town and nobody had a car to drive to the next town.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Unfortuantely, his licence had been revoked.

A bar? In an Amish town? We must grow our Amish differently in Iowa.


Fortunately, at that moment, a helicopter landed.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author