In some places they believe in shooting the messenger...

If I was him, I'd throw my hat into the room first to make sure...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Good thing I'm wearing my bulletproof thong. Wouldn't want to get hurt in the crossfire.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

It's the ricochet that'll get you every time.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Can we hire a translator?

Some things are best left lost in translation...this may be one of them...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.