what cleaned my carpet today?

Body Gel

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Xs and Os,
Kristin

why do i call my dog carpenter,


because he's always doing odd jobs around the house

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

Why does a bordello keep some strange ol' geezer on it's staff?

What's for breakfast?

What is biscuits and gravy?


A hot and yummy treat.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

What is lovemaking?

What is best left uncovered?