Why do ducks have webbed feet?


To stomp out bushfires.


Why do elephants have big feet?



To stomp out flaming ducks.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I confess I just appealed to the perv God for help.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Do you think the perv God would help if the Pixies did some sort of dance or ritual against the vicious Spambot?

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin

I heard somewhere that erotic nude dances by our lovely Pixie ladies for the benefit of the Pixie guys may help.

Hey, just on the off chance it works, it may be worth trying. I've got my chair and popcorn ready.

I confess boys are so fuckin' predic(k)table.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

You wouldn't want us any other way.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I confess

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Bless me Pixies, for I have sinned.

Several times today.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I confess it looks like i will be having a major op done in Dec some time, will be out of action for 8 weeks, 8 weeks of absolutely nothing i can do. Well i can be here and annoy you guys lol

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See, not nothing.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Actually, it'll be great having you around a lot, Fang ... although I wish it didn't require an op to give us that privilege. We'll keep you in our thoughts and prayers ... that's for sure!

I confess I am gaining weight like crazy since I started working from home. I wish I was a terrible cook

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Time for Taxxxman to work the weight off again.

Speaking of, is he any better?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I confess...she needs someone else in her kitchen.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

No. The stone is moving but not passing. He will go next week and get xrays again. It was 8mm to start so he may need surgery.


And WI, know anyone who whistles while they work?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas