sushi pieces that were too big making 'em awkward to eat . . . not a big deal

They DO have other smilies available.

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Was frying some bacon for breakfast and got splattered a little bit by the grease.

Having another awful night's sleep on a bed that I swear came over on the Ark

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

IowaMan that's why you never cook bacon in the nude.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

That's why I never cook bacon.















That and the fact my frying pan doesn't fit into my microwave.

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They make microwave pans for that.

D train service was diverted for some strange stupid reason and I had to take a slow R train to work. Not realy pissed off but it did annoy me.

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

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Having dinner cut short because our friend got ill

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Running out of oranges with one recipe to go.

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

I hate when that happens.

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I'm sorry, did you say something? I wasn't listening...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

The assistant at the vet sort of scolded my dog because he got scared and peed on the exam table.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

The bus driver who refused to stop for 2 stops, and then who I had to scream at to get to open the door. Some people.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney