All of that wacking off adds up! What's your stats?

The Ejaculator

Personally, I have generated 18.416666666667 gallons and 153.69452366667 lbs. of Jizz!

If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 98.222222222222 yards...a football field of spooch.

I have killed approximately 636,480,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 3536 kittens...and counting...fast.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I bow to the master

You have made 4.0625 gallons and 33.90320375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 28.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 187,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1040 kittens.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

LMAO omg to funny !! poor kitties!!!

~nikki~

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

OMG!!!!!!!!!! I've drank 67.8064075 lbs. of Jizz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Gentlemen,

You keep me humble,

You have made 14.21875 gallons and 118.661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.0111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3640 kittens.

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Eudaimonia

Uhm....

You have made 38.59375 gallons and 322.080435625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,778,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9880 kittens.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

You have made 93.4375 gallons and 779.77368625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 6.6444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,305,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 23920 kittens. Irish
P.S.Don't forget,I'll be 60,this month!I counted from when I was
14.Even with regular sex,I still do it,at least,once a day!I figured on 10times a week.Maybe,my wife is right, & I am oversexed!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

<--- is suprised there are any kittens left at all in New Hampshire.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

WI---Everyone needs a hobby!I gave up smoking & drinking!I'll be
damned if I'll give up sex! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Kittens are over-rated

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Clearly, I have some work to do.

You have DRUNK 5.28125 gallons and 44.074164875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 37.555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 243,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1352 kittens.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

You have made 36.5625 gallons and 305.12883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.6 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,684,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9360 kittens.

I'll catch you yet, Irish!

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

I think that,I found,ANOTHER reason,why you never see cats,outside,of a Chinese Resturant! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

You have made 19.5 gallons and 162.735378 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3744 kittens.