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>Dorothy and Edna, two "senior"widows, are talking at the local coffee shop.
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>Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . . . I know you went
>out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I
>give him my answer."
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>Edna: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at
>7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such
>beautiful flowers!
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>Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car . . a
>limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
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>Then he takes me out for dinner. . a marvelous dinner - lobster, champagne,
>dessert, and after-dinner drinks.
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>Then we go see a show . . . let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much
>I could have just died from pleasure!
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>So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
>Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with
>me.... two times!"
>
>Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . . so you are telling me I shouldn't go out
>with him?"
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>Edna: "No, no, no . . I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

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