I have discovered a new way to cause one to be IMPOTANT!!!
Most weekday mornings; after my wife leaves for work;I go into;
the computer room;and scan the different sites and check my
e-mail.I;usually;end up; masturbating;while looking at nude women or reading erotic stories.This has become; such a part of
my life; that I find myself looking forward to it.We just got a new
kitten.I am not a cat person but my wifes' died and she got
another.One morning;I was sitting ;at the computer;and looking
at some erotic photos.I was;unconciously;rubbing my erection;
through my sweatpants.The kitten had climbed my leg;into my
lap and attacked the movement of my hand.Now;everytime;that
I am tempted to follow what would be the naturalcourse of things.
I picture my erection and the cat attacking it and the nails and
teeth,sinking into my penis,and BANG--instant impotancy! Irish
PS.Just a word of warning!!!I have a 112 1/2lb. dog and he could
care less as long as he gets fed and watered.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)