OMG--I just found the coolest site in my quest to ease Lixy's mind. You can get there from here:

Am I Right?

It's full of misheard lyrics and song parodies. Here's an example:

"I'm a Believer" Originally by The Monkeys
"I'm a Retriever" Parody by Little Lion

I thought the only dogs who worked were malamutes
Or some hunting dog but sure not me
Boredom would get to me
Or that's the way it seems
'Till one day I saw a lake in my dreams

Chorus:
And then I took a dive!
Now I'm a retriever!
Not a trace!
Of doubt in my mind!
I'm a lab (Aroooooyeah!)
I'm a retriever! I'm a retriever!
I retrieve!

I didn't know I had a chance to compete
I thought it was just for fun to fetch
But I was quite mistaken!
I won a show!
Now I'm on an Animal Planet show!

Chorus:
And then I took a dive!
Now I'm a retriever!
Not a trace!
Of doubt in my mind!
I'm a lab (Arooooooyeah!)
I'm a retriever! I'm a retriver!
I retrieve!

I retrieve!
I retrieve!
I retrieve!
ARooooooooo.....

Anyone have any favorite misheard lyrics or parodies they'd like to post here--either your own, or ones you found on the site? Booger--this is right up your alley.

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