why do women have 2 holes so close together?

so you can carry them about like a six pack of beer.


a man goes to the doctor with a lump on his forehead the doctor examines it and says "i'm afraid you have penisitus your lump will soon grow into a fully formed penis"

the man replies "you will need to operate to remove it"

doctor "i'm afraid surgery is not an option it is rooted deep in your brain"

man "you mean i will have to look at a full grown penis sticking out of my forehead for the rest of my life?"

doctor "no you wont be able to see it you will have 2 balls hanging down over your eyes"

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Never get caught in its snare.
Remember the only acceptable case.
For being in any particular place.
Is having no business there.