10-25-2010, 09:32 AM
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I'm reading a book...
I know, hard to believe.
Anyway, a man gets an anonymous phone call giving him three minutes to confess his sins to a newspaper or the car he's driving will blow up.
Would you confess everything, not knowing what it is exactly that they want you to admit? Or are your deepest, darkest secrets going with you to the great beyond?
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-25-2010, 10:25 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
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There is one really really good reason this would never happen to me....I blast my stereo and can't hear the phone over Meatloaf, Nickelback, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, or anything else I listen to.
However.....I'd tell them fuck off, hang up, and then jump out of the car.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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10-25-2010, 10:36 AM
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So we know what your sin is.
You listen to Meatloaf.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-25-2010, 10:55 AM
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Manwhore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
So we know what your sin is.
You listen to Meatloaf.
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I read that post and immediately tried to click the 'Like' button.
A sure sign I'm on Facebook too much.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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10-25-2010, 12:05 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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What's wrong with Meatloaf?! I like his Bat Out of Hell albums. I have all three on cd.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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10-25-2010, 01:32 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Snow
What's wrong with Meatloaf?! I like his Bat Out of Hell albums. I have all three on cd.
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Actually, there's nothing wrong with Meatloaf. But I had to say SOMETHING!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-25-2010, 12:34 PM
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Dare to Read, Dear
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Snow
Meatloaf, Nickelback, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd,
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One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just don't belong....
And it's not Meatloaf
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Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade. I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made.
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10-25-2010, 12:37 PM
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Dare to Read, Dear
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Oh, and I forget things, so I wouldn't know what they wanted me to confess...
They'd have to blow me up.
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Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade. I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made.
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10-25-2010, 06:39 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cellaphanepants
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just don't belong....
And it's not Meatloaf
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So what doesn't belong? I also have Gretchen Wilson, System of a Down, Shinedown, Alice Cooper, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith........
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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10-25-2010, 09:24 PM
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Then I would DEFINATELY draw attention away. lol
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-27-2010, 04:00 AM
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Registered User
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The best way to keep a secret is to not tell anybody. So they all go to the grave with me.
Even then I will still be deep in to the red.
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10-25-2010, 09:26 PM
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Mod with Bite
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Nope not tellin em nuffin! Packa dang stickynoses
Now you lot on the other hand prettymuch know everything, or i've written it here sometime over the years *L*
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Equality for all
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10-26-2010, 02:26 PM
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I'd have to confess to the sin of tracking down judgemental violent dickweeds and pummeling the shit out of them.
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10-28-2010, 05:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
I know, hard to believe.
Anyway, a man gets an anonymous phone call giving him three minutes to confess his sins to a newspaper or the car he's driving will blow up.
Would you confess everything, not knowing what it is exactly that they want you to admit? Or are your deepest, darkest secrets going with you to the great beyond?
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I would confess that I'd planted a bomb in the newspaper's offices.
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Erotically yours... Gus
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10-28-2010, 10:50 AM
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pixie of the wood
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GusAspar
I would confess that I'd planted a bomb in the newspaper's offices.
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nice!
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