Mine happened a long time ago. Looking back now it was actually very funny. Anyway me and my then g/f were in the mood and I went to get my clothes off and I was lying on my back and pulled my knees up to my chest, as I did that I kicked myself in the mouth with my knee.

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

The words "help me". If I say anymore I'll be violating a very serious and sacred form of promise....

My girlfriend's cat bit me in the ass and decided to take a slap at my balls.

I guess he could tell I'm a dog person.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

We routinely have several cats about during sex and I've never been bitten, let alone swatted. No good!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I cant say what it is it's that bad.

Oh come now cherrypie we are all friends here we won't laugh.... too much! lol

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie