The program I got to recoerd my records on to my computer has a female voice that tells you what to do. Soda has start calling her my new girl freind. I think she maybe be getting a little jealous because I'm spending so much time with her.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Ahhh....but does she order you around more or less than SDLS?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What's her name?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Hell, I want more than just her name. Where can I get a copy of her? I don't mind being bossed around a little bit.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Why am I suddenly reminded of that 1984 flick "Electric Dreams*," where the computer comes to life, starts talking and gets jealous of the guy's girlfriend?

*starring a young, newbie Virginia Madsen! wooo-HOOO!

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

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Absolutely!!!!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

He stays up until 5am with HER, listens to HER, strokes HER buttons............... nooooooo, I'm not jealous!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not bossy either!!!!!

Soda,
If HIS spending time with her gets on your nerves, I'd keep you company!!

(J/K boog- WHEN you read this)

But does she tell you what she's wearing?

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Ask him which would he like cleaning better: you with a bar of soap, or that computer with a square of Bounty and some Windex?

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

IrezumiKiss' "Erotique Nonstop" — original, libertine, dirty drawings for your pleasure:
FINALLY updated! 5/6/08
More 5/6/08

Irezumi Kiss' Library.com Page - a comprehensive listing of my bibliophilic erotic inspirations & other readin's whut I digs

I'm sure you could picture something in your mind PF....................cause she don't sound like Charlie Brown's teacher when she talks.

And I'm hiding the windex and bounty!!!!!!!

You would have to get in line behind PF, cause he's been whinning since I moved here.

she dose tell me to flip the record or hit next a lot and a few other things. I fact that about all she dose is tell me what to do beside telling me when she is done.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I know you were kidnapped and didn't move into a place where the woman has to "tell him when she's done".

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I'm glad to know she isn't from Toronto.

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