makes me pee my pants laughing.

Who do you find funny as fuck?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Henry Rollins, although he doesn't classify himself as a comedian

Gary Bralsma Numa Numa dancing

Schfifty-five by Group X They are a band that are from Georgia that pretend to be Arabs and make no sense at all

And we all know that "The Internet is for Porn"

George Carlin is another goodie.

Billy Connolly

Old school Bill Cosby--pre Cosby show---I love "Wonderfulness" " Bill Cosby is a Very Funny Fellow... Right!" "I Started Out as a Child" "Why is There Air?" "To Russell My Brother With Whom I Slept"

The TV show Top Gear hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond have me in stitches.

All have made me laugh until i nearly pee myself.

Carlos Mencia

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Bill Engvall gets me!

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~Tainted Love~

i saw carlin live at a college...he had me laughing so hard it hurt. my face hurt, my sides hurt. it got to a point where i wanted him to stop or do an intermission or something so i could stop laughing.

i love eddy izzard and steven wright, too.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

All the people together on "Whose Line is It Anyway".

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~Tainted Love~

we used to have that in the UK too... awesomely funny!

i don't know the others, but Billy Conoly is so incredibly funny, i could listen to him talk about anything at all

I bet on that response before I even opened the thread^^^^^

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Dane Cook

Eddie Izzard

Margaret Cho

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

I find other people laughing so funny. Someone mentioned "Whos Line" up there and the times I have laughed the hardest at it have been when Drew gets going.

Chris Rock. God damn is he funny.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Funny thing WI... I heard the last part in Chris Rock's voice.

Dane Cook is funny as fuck.

Alonzo Boden from Last Comic Standing '05 is awesome.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I like Eddie Murphy.

& he gets even better with the other Blue Collar guys

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.