That the sex feels like a dream????? Now don't get me wrong, I don't partake too often and only get truly wasted on average about 2 times a year. Well last night was one of them. I had an absolute blast! And when I woke up this morning I thought I had dreamt all the steamy parts....only to find out it wasn't a dream..lol. I think once I sober up, I am going to be really sore

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Never say never, but if you do it's okay to change your mind~me, I think

I've never thought it was a dream...but I've been so drunk that I thought I was a porn star!!! LOL

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

If I get that drunk sex isn't a dream - it's a nightmare!

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

LMAO musketeer...so true!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I'm not very good at sex when I'm drunk.

In fact there's only one posistion I can ever manage to do it in when I'm drunk:

On my hands and knees with my arse in the air and my head buried in the pillows..... i.e. minimum effort from me!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Sex? What's that? It's in my memory banks somewhere... I think.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I'll help remind you if you like Flute

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

yeah...I think I have.