Amsterdam Netherlands, A dutch woman,one of the worlds oldest persons on record who swore by a daily helping of herring for a healthy life,died peacefully in her sleep this morning at the age of 115. Hendrikje Van Andel-Schipper a former neddlework teacher was born on 29 June 1890.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

i'll die young instead..herring..... *gag**heave*



rip mrs van andel-schipper. you saw much in this life and went peacefully into the next

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

This story wreaks (please pardon the pun) of loneliness! Seems to me that anyone who eats herring everyday of their life...wouldn't have very many friends or lovers!

P.S. Was the herring pickled?

P.P.S. I'm thinking that herring...or fish of any kind...with Omega 3 fatty oils (it's a good thing) and all that good stuff, must be good stuff. Can't hurt to add a bit of the Omega 3 I guess!

R.I.P. Hendrikje Van Andel-Schipper

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

this is the second mention of herring today bizarrrrrrrrrro...I've never tried it

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

OK Lil...fess up! What was the first mention about?

Oh Gawd I am a pain in the ass...ain't I?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I'm reading this book http://mostlyfiction.com/contemp/haddon.htm and in it they mention red herrings are used in mystery novels.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

It's a sign Lil.. you need some Fish in your diet.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

omg~! maybe this thread is a red herring and mrs. duch woman is actually NOT dead but is, instead, anticipating her false dealth report will rasie the price of herring and she's investing in herring futures

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I'm searching all over the kitchen for it.DAMN!That jar of pickled herring is gone. I see a tin of Anchovies in tne cupboard......MMMMMMMMMMMM..... straight from the tin. Wasn't Red Herring a classmate of Freddys?

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

LOL... I love pickled herring, but Cobalt won't kiss me if I eat it (even after I brush my teeth)

He calls it sewer bass.. roflmao

I buy it twice a year - Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Chey will you share some with me?

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Ah tole you that the 'erring'd get you eventually, Hendrikje.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating