Ya lyin' little fuckers

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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There sure are a lot of them LOL

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Thanks!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Well, if it is true, we certainly know what people were doing on or about April 1st

Happy ... ahem ... birthday ... ahem ... to normski, silentsoul, eelrus, Aqua, porksword, GermanSteve, playa, jameswillers, erotic52, nickoz, Caffein, Zebra, frogg, me243us, tbenson81, dogpants2001, dfq, Maid of Marvels, oink, Incubated, Arty2, DeeVeeAnt, wiseguy2000, bumato, claire, wigum, niceguy77a, souixsmith, mywldside, Igus, nofuckingcherry, FRECAN, joebozo, Cocky_John, quizzy1784, grifter04, Sol, DUBLlNl9I6, rmreading, observer123, fuck15, pjlaw, aqq, guardian, jackonn, dudeness44, Thick1, tya_2004, wood6.0, AV's Man, jer, razzly, jon12369, tastee55, Miss Behaving, oxyuranus, kevin1, vanno, climb_in, NastyGurl, Blueveiner, ausserman_tutes (96), helltoupee (96), sammjesse (82), sleeplessmedia (67), jackschulze (61), branch (60), okuma (58), denny (57), big9al (56), hansemann (56), julio_delg (56), TomWoodman (56), niiiiiii (56), Castle (56), jxx (56), mumbles55402 (56), Redmerc7 (56), Elaine (56), blakesseven (54), sammyslab (54), jan88 (54), lookmeupanyX (54), Beachdog (52), 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(24), zz005z (24), sweetie19_2001 (24), bsmart02 (23), johnny_19 (23), Ragefist (23), central555 (23), matty02 (22), charlesbronson (22), lebo333 (22), mikefergie (22), frigidbitch (22), TorontoGuy (22), mambo (22), talulah (21), Tad (21), glassdude (21), bluemarlin (21), random (21), donkye_boy (20), lipslide43 (20), 86xtc (20), Andy411 (18), ahlam (18)

Happpy Birthday to All of you!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

So, what exactly are you implying Lil??

Every year she says that!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Did you notice that two of them are 96yrs young


P.S. A special Happy B-Day to Aqua, we will celebrate later this year. lol

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Happy Birthday to my sexy sweetheart. I hope it's one of the best years ever, and I've got a feeling it just might be!

( Little does he know what this year has in store for him as I practice my nursing skills )


Happy Birthday to the other New Year's babies, too!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Oh, I got it!

Dude, look at the list of how many are on the 2nd too.

Saying you're on the 1st is lazy. saying you're on the second is just kinda silly.

Unless of course you do have a b-day on the first or second. In which case, just don't hit in the face, k?

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Most things worth saying, shouldn't be.

"Batman was a SCIENTIST?!" -Homer Simpson

*sitting in the dark...waiting for the light*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Happy Birthday to you Lilith. You always remember mine and everyone elses,ao here's to you,hope it's a spanking good one.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller