Ok, as anyone who's looked at my profile knows, it is now officially (CST)...
My Birthday!!! (never you mind which one, let's just say it's got crooked numbers)
No presents required or requested... let's just have a party, and if the ladies start losing their shirts, we'll know it's a good one!

dadadadadadada-da, you say it's your birthday!
dadadadadadada-da, it's my birthday, too, yah!
We're gonna have a good time, Happy Birthday to you!
- The Beatles

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

Did someone say party??? Scotz, you know that's practically my middle name!

Only one problem, though... Namely, that as the first lady here, I can't exactly go losing my shirt if I didn't wear one in the first place! (As Diva pointed out elsewhere, going topless is perfectly legal here in Ontario! And it's soooo much fun.... )

Anyway, I'm here, and though you said no presents, I've brought some of the goodies that were left in my wine cellar after the big Christmas bash... OF's been looking after that Chateau la Face '69, but there's peppermint & butterscotch schnapps, and a case or two of wine left over that really isn't doing anyone any good down in my cellar! So I thought I'd bring them along, just to get the party rolling. I'm sure you've laid in plenty of provisions too, but more never hurts!

And since I'm not allowed to bring a present for the birthday boy, perhaps I can do something to express my felicitations instead... Hmmm... Any ideas, Scotz?

--- sweetstuff

Oh! I have an idea!!!

Since you're the President of the Oldfart & Scots' Happyface Agency (I'm assuming that you're President & he's CEO, or is it the other way around?) I thought a nice little rendition of 'Happy Birthday Mister President' by all the Pixies' ladies might be an appropriate way of kick-starting the celebrations! Of course, we'll go all out with the costumes --- or maybe we won't wear anything at all? I'll leave that up to the birthday boy!

--- sweetstuff

Was not able to upload the sound file I had for you so thid will have to do......


HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCITZ!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (((((SCOTZ))))))



And if you ever get up my way...you can collect your present

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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Have a Happy Happy. Wish you many more.

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I’ll bet you would have taken better care of yourself if you ever thought you’d get this old.

Some of us were talking and I wondered if it’s true that your social security N0. is 2?

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Wow... a room full of topless Canadian women.... what a mental image...I didn't say present wouldn't be accepted, and as for costumes... I'm wearing my birthday suit, does that count?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Scotz---HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I got you a present but as you said that you didn't want one;I had her give it to me instead! Irish
P.S.The sacrifices that I make to grant everyones wishes!!

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(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Hope all those Wild Canadian women haven't caused your blood pressure to rise to much... Just remember to maintain some functionality... we have a Slippery Dip™ that needs further development... so we can get to the testing!

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Happy B-day, S-man!!
I'm not from Canada, but can I come to the party too???

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Don't know.....do ya??

Happy Birthday.

Don't let the allure of these wonderful ladies detract from your

focus on The Mechanism. Well, for long, anyway.

Don't know about the pecking order, the only reason I'm a

Director is that when I get too obtuse, you say "Director."

On second thoughts, SFC did mention butterscotch Schnapps

and a case of Chateau la Face '69.

Can we get enough volunteers together to trial the prototype

slide? Concept clarification perhaps.

SFC, you did mention BUTTERSCOTCH Schnapps, didn't you?

Sorry Bilbo, that *was* my shout.

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This is your birthday song...

It isn't very long!


Ophelia

If I could I would cum blow your candle Have a great day!~~~~~~~~~~~~?Lilith

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