12-24-2007, 10:50 PM
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Dear Santa, I want...
someone who laughs
with strong arms to hold me tight
who loves food and sex
with a vivid imagination
who will picnic with me on the kitchen floor
who will wash my back in the shower
who will play with my hair
who will tell me I am pretty
with cum as sweet as GreenChef’s
who likes fish and cheese
who won’t mind my accent
with eyes that smile when he looks at me
who will tell me about all the crazy things that run through his mind
who won’t mind that I’ll send our kids to a French school
who will hold me when I cry
who will work hard for what he wants
whose kisses will make me melt
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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12-24-2007, 11:26 PM
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But I don't eat that much. 
......and only if the kids can learn Gaelic too. 
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 PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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12-24-2007, 11:28 PM
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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12-25-2007, 02:44 AM
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....The more languages, the better!
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I'm working on English. Does that count? 
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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12-26-2007, 05:35 PM
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Hmm... Perhaps the mods could make a "Dear Santa" thread in Gen Chat and transfer the replies not pertaining to my personal ad to that thread?
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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12-26-2007, 05:57 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Neige did say "someone older and wiser" too didn't she? 
But she probably wouldn't want me to  because that's not on her list!  |
12-26-2007, 05:59 PM
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Older than me is good 
Ok, add to the list! 
Although I must admit, I prefer unmarried men...
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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12-26-2007, 06:22 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Darn............ I just knew there'd be a catch!
And you'd be some catch Neige...... ((((neige))))
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12-26-2007, 06:25 PM
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And you'd be some catch Neige...... ((((neige))))
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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12-26-2007, 07:09 PM
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Manwhore
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Notice, she said 'prefer'...
That leaves a little wriggle room, yes?
(Emphasis on the wriggle. )
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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12-26-2007, 07:16 PM
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Manwhore
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Hmm... Perhaps the mods could make a "Dear Santa" thread in Gen Chat and transfer the replies not pertaining to my personal ad to that thread?
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Done. (I think. )
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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12-26-2007, 07:24 PM
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Thank you!!!
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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12-28-2007, 08:52 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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is there a detailed application that needs to be filled out?
maybe an audition?
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12-28-2007, 10:09 PM
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I told you where you can find me, Mercury_Maniac
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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12-28-2007, 10:26 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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and one of these days i may have to take a trip 
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