11-12-2006, 12:23 PM
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NOT Chicken Little
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would ru! n for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the Boone County Fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...
The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
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11-12-2006, 12:27 PM
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Scarecrow,
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11-12-2006, 12:28 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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LMAO! I was trying to anticipate where this was going and I wasn't even close. Too funny!
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11-12-2006, 12:32 PM
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Leo was right
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Nope, I wasn't able to figure it out either. That was great!  |
11-12-2006, 01:33 PM
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Pixies Flirt
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Instant classic!!
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11-12-2006, 01:52 PM
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11-12-2006, 09:34 PM
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My own little world
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11-12-2006, 09:49 PM
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very good Scarecrow
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11-12-2006, 11:13 PM
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Carpe diem
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LOL...GREAT one, Scarecrow!
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11-12-2006, 11:36 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Too funny!!
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11-13-2006, 04:48 AM
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Just me.
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I loved it! That was terrific!
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11-13-2006, 05:05 AM
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Naked and in Love
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 toooooo gooood
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11-13-2006, 05:34 AM
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Good one, Mrs OF loved it and said "Hi".
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11-13-2006, 08:53 AM
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That was truly awful. Naturaly, I had to repeat it to people I was on IM with at the time.
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