MEMO FROM GOD

To: YOU

Date: TODAY

From: GOD - The Boss!

Subject: YOURSELF

Reference: LIFE

This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.



I love you.



GOD



P.S.

if life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself !! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.



P.S.S.



Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now. If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people inthis world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.



Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years.



Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who hasnever known what it's like to love and be loved in return.



Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.



Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.



Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.



Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.



Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Awwww that was lovely. Thank you Irish.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
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I needed this more today than ever. Thanks!

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~Tainted Love~

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Thanks (((Irish)))!!

Very nice!

When I was much younger,I had a face full of pimples. This always made me angry and jealous of people who didn't have them.Then one day I saw a guy in a wheel chair being pushed by a friend.The guy had no arms or legs.Suddenly,I looked down at my own two feet with shoes on them and my own two arms and began to thank God for what I did have.As the two of them passed me by,I heard the guy in the wheel chair say,EWWW did you see that guy's face?

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