If you're having a domestic disaster,
no one answers the cry for help faster,
I'll always show willing.......
if you've a crack that needs filling
and I don't mean with spackle or plaster.

Now, you know I come from Australia.
as a handyman, I'll never fail ya,
my technique is quite good,
I've got plenty of wood,
so let's get hammered
and then let me nail ya!

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Bronzed Aussie.

* swigs and passes the bottle down*


funny stuff, sexy man

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lil,

The view from the bottom of the ladder is breathtaking....... do you always go commando?....

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Bronzed Aussie.

only when I'm sure you are lookin

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Damn.. sure wish I had had your number a few weeks ago when my pipes clogged... tell ya what.. give me your number... and I will go start peeling some potatos (they were they culprit last time responsible).

Think I'm gonna have to report you to the Work and Safety commission......work place safety issues here......Lil, I'll give you three hours to put 'em on...nah, make it four.

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Bronzed Aussie.

Unclogging pipes happens to be my specialty Jenna, "man holes" freed up.........you just won't know your pipes!

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Bronzed Aussie.

*sigh*

Frankly, I'm partial to a plumbers tools.

Plungers, reamers, stopcock keys, manhole cover keys...oh my...is it warm in here or is it just me?

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

You wouldn't want a "stop cock" would you Randy?.....I have the ultimate plumber's tool here....built in G spot finder, extendable.
......If you have a well that needs sinking?

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Bronzed Aussie.

RandyGal~ remind me to tell you how I popped my cherry on a plumber's bucket.....true story......LMAO

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I still have mine.....

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Bronzed Aussie.

bucket or cherry???????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Laughing.....Lil....no guy likes a smart mouf woman.....you dig?LoL.

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Bronzed Aussie.

*Keeping my mouth shut then!*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I can see at least three really snappy comebacks there.......laugh.

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Bronzed Aussie.