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08-31-2006, 07:54 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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a teacher, have the urge to correct spelling in signatures
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08-31-2006, 08:09 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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not a teacher, have the same urge. ![Stick Out Tongue](images/smilies/tongue.gif) ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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08-31-2006, 08:19 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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desperate, call your husband up and beg for a ride ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-31-2006, 08:35 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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a slut, fuck your husband for lunch money ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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08-31-2006, 09:04 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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You know you're gonna drive him nuts if you call him at work so he can listen to you when you're masturbating ![horny devil](images/smilies/devilish.gif)
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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08-31-2006, 11:02 PM
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Carpe diem
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Location: California
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You know you’re fucked, if you get so drunk at the Christmas office party that you tell your boss what an asshole he REALLY is.
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09-01-2006, 01:39 PM
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Huggable!
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Location: Northeast coast, USA
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You know you're gonna cum, if you get that warm, tingly, OMGGGG! feeling! ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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09-01-2006, 03:00 PM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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five / can pick your nose, eat it and get totally busted without a feeling a hint of self consciousness
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09-01-2006, 03:48 PM
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Loungin' Around
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stinky, can't even stand your own smell ![Stick Out Tongue](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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09-01-2006, 03:51 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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really into oral, the thought of ^^^ turns you on. ![hot](images/smilies/flamingdevil.gif)
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-01-2006, 03:52 PM
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Loungin' Around
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horny, are slightly amazed and turned on by ^^'s statement
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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09-01-2006, 03:59 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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in for a long night, you're this horny this early!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-01-2006, 04:17 PM
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~getting by~
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impressionable, find this little exchange has you thinking you want to join the crowd.
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.
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09-01-2006, 07:54 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
Posts: 8,418
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You know you're from Ohio State, if you're always saying "Buck-I" instead of "I-Fuck".
You're welcome, osuche!
LET'S...GO...BLUE !!!
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