I haven't pee'd my pants in ages!

This was one of the funniest collections I have ever read! I've always said I would try almost anything at least once. A man after my heart, he is!

Is it just me...or has anyone else fallen in love with Steve? Imagine being married to him!!! I'd love to see an article from his wife!

Gotta print that out...OMG...so fuck'in funny!

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That so many of us read this & some actually laughed just reinforces in my mind what a bunch of wonderfully sick fucks we are...






btw, my wife actually likes potted meat on crackers...yet she gets grossed out when I eat cottage cheese or mushrooms...


(of course I don't eat them together...)

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