Dear Panty Fanatic,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in women's clothing, and I saw you sit on my John F Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your memories to the military service to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about hating the Boston Celtics.

Greetings to your freaky family,
gekkogecko

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