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Old 12-02-2003, 06:49 PM
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Coming to a screeching halt at the curb, the cab pulls up to 1023 Spitfire Drive just in time for Grandma Gertrude to witness George's ass smacking slip on the ice. Chuckling to her self as she slips the driver just enough to cover the fare with barely a buck left over, and grumbles for him to keep the change.

"You gonna just lie there or are you gonna help an old lady with her bag?", she hollers to George who is still sprawled out.

"Where's my little girl?", she calls "Gracie! Gracie Mae come greet your mother properly" as she reaches the front stoop, motioning for George to get her bags from the cab's trunk.

Gracie appears before her mother flustered, smoothing her clothes and smiles. " Hello mother" she says placing a kiss on Gertrude's cheek.

"Honey ya look flushed, George is not working you too hard around here is he?" she said in a sarcastic tone, knowing full well he was not 'working' much at all lately.
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