Calling all Players! Calling all Players!

'Tis that time of year again when you are driven by that unnatural desire (called 'festive goodwill') to spends huge amounts of cash on people you hardly see (or even like).

Bah! Humbug!

Now you may think I am mean-spirited (which I am not). And to prove that, and in honour to all those families out there, I am planning to start a thread in typical soap opera fashion (only more hammed up if that's possible) about how a "typical" suburban family spend their Christmas day at home. All I can say is that I'm glad they are not my family.

This is a thread that I would suggest is played more with 'tongue-in-cheek' rather than 'cock-in-cunt'.

Anyone wanting to take part (which I hope you do), please just say below and submit a small profile of your character.

I look forward to playing with you.

Tibvo, your friendly thread director.

PS Oh, yes. 'Merry Christmas' I suppose.