Since this is a Canadian party...thought you all might enjoy this one!
Typical French Canadian Baby!
A Quebecer buys a round of drinks for all the folks in a bar after
announcing that his wife has just produced a "typical" Quebec
baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Congratulations are showered upon him from all around, and
exclamations of "WOW!" fill the air.
A woman faints nearby from sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, the Quebecer returns to the bar. The
bartender asks,
"Say, aren't you the father of the typical french Canadian baby
that weighed 25 pounds at birth?"
"Yep, that's me," replies the Quebecer.
"Well, how much does he weigh now?"
"Seventeen pounds," answers the proud father.
"Seventeen pounds?" says the puzzled bartender. "What happened?
He weighed 25 pounds at birth."
The Quebec father takes a slow swig from his Molson EX beer,
wipes his mouth on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and with his french accent and deep voice says, "Had him circumcised."