it was then that i realized that the drop-dead gorgeous wench wasn't wearing any panties. By then i had a grin on my face, while i was developing a plan. I reached over and gently slid my hand up her thigh, very very...very slowly. as my hand was only inches from the maiden's crotch, i stood up abruptly, and said "i have to go visit the men's room", i quickly limped (remember i have on a peg leg, plus a throbbing hard on) to the men's room.
as soon as i was in i dropped my pants and through on a condom in one swift minute.
i threw my pants over my right shoulder, and walked out of the restroom with my bone out in front of me in the open air with the mighty rubber rolled over it.
i sat back down on my stool, looked at Eliza and said, would you mind sitting down? and when you do make sure that everything is lined up evenly.

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