Prof. McGonagall sprinted down the hallway of the left-wing of the Hogwarts School. This brought her to the physical education department. Without a moment of hesitation, she burst through the backdoor of the boys’ locker room. She peered into the shower area and yelled, “All of you boys must put your sweatpants on now and follow me – this is a Hogwarts emergency!”
Ten boys climbed into their sweats and went with Prof. McGonagall without hesitation. The boys looked at one another in an utter state of confusion as they leaped up the stairs to keep up with Prof. McGonagall.
When they arrived outside Harry’s room, Prof. McGonagall explained, “Boys, Harry Potter has been the target of a terrible spell. He must perform oral sex on each of you to reverse the curse. You must all – ah – umm e-jac-u-late into Harry’s ah – ahem - mouth at precisely the same time to save him. Mind you, whatever takes place behind this door will be kept strictly confidential.”
Harry looked up at Prof. McGonagall and the boys and felt deeply thankful seeing them. The boys quickly formed a circle around Harry then…