I pull the nurse aside and ask, "Does this look like a vampire bite to you?"

The nurse rolls her eyes, "Come on, honey, what do you think's going to happen if you go alone into a room with a vampire on Halloween? Of COURSE it's a vampire bite. Relax, I'm sure he didn't drink too much of your blood. You don't even look pale."

"It wasn't a he, it was a she," I say breathlessly.

The nurse grins wickedly, "Oooh, kinky! Well I hope you enjoyed. At least they improved your costume."

She turns back to the pirate wench. I sigh, deciding I needed to have another drink. I walk over to the punch bowl and stand next to a hot little cowgirl as she asks, "What do I have to do to get a drink around here?"

The Chippendale's man looks back and forth at the two of us and smiles, "Oh, let me just think for a minute before I answer this one..."

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Thank you, sir, may I have another?