Hearing a loud crash coming from downstairs, I snatch my little black bag, give the vampire a quick nibble of my neck and sprint downstairs. At the bottom landing of the stairs I find a slightly inebriated guest who has fallen while trying to walk with his tights pulled down around his ankles. Seeing to his wounds, I explained as politely as possible that no, his dick was not broke and no, I didn't need to kiss it better, despite his insistance that I should check. Just then I heard the doorbell ring and spun on my heels to see who was at the door.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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