Once I discovered masturbation, there was no stopping me.
Church, car, bus, school, streetcar, pools, on the excercise machine, in yoga class, in hot tubs, saunas, restroom stalls, while waiting in line (wearing a raincoat, which let me do more than you might think), sitting in a waiting room, at my desk of course, and during a staff meeting.
Also in bars, cafes, clubs, movies, plays, concerts, in traffic, changing rooms, and once in a dentist chair while waiting to get my teeth cleaned.

Having a sudden couging fit hides LOTS of sins *smile*

I'm sure there's lots more, but I have an awful headache this morning.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho