After sleeping on three inches of bed, decided it was my bed you can live me sleeping right up against you. As for the flatulence, my nose doesn't work most of the time. I snore myself so wear ear plugs. and considering how close I sleep to whoever else is in my bed, if you reach my nuts with your foot, you're more flexible than I realize.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf