This was way back in my college days. I took my then fiance to a company Christmas party and one of my drunken co-workers asked my fiance a rather frank question. She came up to us and asked her, "Would you mind if I took your fiance and fucked him over under the mistletoe?"

Funny but even though I knew nothing of this woman's crush on me before that moment, I got my ass chewed out that night on the drive home.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus