"But really, Mark. Why do you think the girls won't like it? Just how big is that bad boy you have tucked away there?"

Mark feels his head is about to burn up. He sees that his friend is loving it.

"Guess what they call him at school, sis?." Sunil grins.

No! Don't tell her that!

"Sunil!" Mark warns.

"I have no idea, Sunil. What do they call him?"

Oh no!

"Camel." His former friend says.

"Camel?" Devi asks. Mark just sits there, not saying a word.

"Yeah, camel. As in Mark Hamil from Star Wars. You know Hamil - camel."

"Thanks, Sunil." Mutters Mark...