You know, I used to use shaving cream too DJ. The aloe vera gel to be precise. I'd squirt some into my hand, the lay on my stomach with my hand in my underwear. I'd move my hips and fuck my hand like it was a pussy. The gel would foam as I thrusted, and soon enough I'd shoot my load. It's messy, but very worth it!

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"Even a man who is pure of heart
And says his prayers by night
Can become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the moon is full and bright."