Walking up the front hallway with my wine glass in hand, I see a very sexy nurse walking in the front door. I catch her eye, see the mischevious twinkle there, and I feel my heart skip a beat. A tall, dark haired vampire passes by, takes a long, lingering look at the nurse, perhaps wondering whether or not she has any IV kits in that bag of hers. The nurse comes in, heading for the living room, and suddenly the vampire is right in front of me.

"Hi, there," I say. He's a very handsome vampire.

"Hello," he replies. "You look lost. Would you like me to escort you around, show you the house?"

"Sounds dangerous," I laugh, "Disappearing off with a vampire. Maybe we should stay in public. I don't know what you might try if we were alone."

"Well, this is Halloween. It's a dangerous kind of night. Are you too scared to have a little adventure?"

I can't resist a challenge. I slide my arm around his and he immediately leads me toward the stairs. It looks dark up there but, as my handsome escort tells me, it IS Halloween. As we begin up the stairs, I see the sexy nurse watching us go, a wine glass in her hand and a knowing smile on her face.

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Thank you, sir, may I have another?