12-02-2003, 03:41 PM
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Grandma Gertrude
Having spent the better part of a 3 hour flight complaining to the business man seated to her left, about the punk kid to her right, Grandma Gertrude makes it to the baggage claim. She looks around for that no-good son-in-law of hers only to discover he is not there to pick her up. She mumbles something to herself about how he'd forget his head if it were not shoved up his ass and drags her luggage out to the curb. She lights a cigarette taking a nice deep drag and *cough*cough*coughs* before hailing a cab.
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