The Yellow Taxi skidded to a halt outside the large stately home of The Piffles, the driver turning in his seat, cigar smoke billowing from the ash tray and clouding the air slightly.
"That's 17 bucks kid..." He grins maleovently and holds out a grimy hand
"You're joking right?" Dan laughed dryly
"Im not much of a comedian kid..." The Cab driver gave him a blank look
Dan pulled out his wallet reluctantly and threw a 20 into the drivers lap as he slammed the door shut.
"Keep the change asshole..." Dan sneered picking up his bag and turned to walk away
"Dont worry Kid, I plan to..." The Driver laughs and pulls away, the large puddle splashing up Dans legs as the Taxi exits.
"Agh....you bastard..." Dan snaps angrily staring down at his soaked baggy pants.
He turns back to the house of his Aunt and Uncle and starts walking up the driveway towards the door, he notices it is already open and readies himself for the traditional family greeting.
Damn he hates being the baby boy of the family...one more relative ruffling his hair and he swears he will snap....
Swinging his bag over his shoulder and walking the few stairs to the door, he takes a deep breath and makes the plunge.
"Merry Christmas..." He says in his merriest voice and drops his bag in suprise.
His Aunt Gracie is standing completely naked in the lving room, well almost completely naked, she is entwined in christmas lights which are flashing the entire legnth of her body.
Dans mind wanders as he turns away in embarassment, he remembers the last time he saw his Aunt like that, it was before he left for England to study Medicene at Oxford University. It had been Christmas then too, he had wandered off to bed at well past midnight. Crawling into bed, stripping down and laying staring at the ceiling as he tried to sleep. He had rose up to go to the bathroom and had walked straight into his Aunt Gracie, she was walking down the hallway, she was completely naked and their bodies pressed together as they collided.
Dan had ran back into his room apologising profusely, but when he lay in the guest room, he brought himself to a long and blissful orgasm imagaining his Aunt Gracie in his arms....
The World snaps back to Dan and he turns to look at the woman next to him, its his Step-Sister Gwen. Their parents married eachother after both of them were born.
"Gwen...?" He tries to take his mind off of the sight of his naked aunt and concentrates hard on not getting hard....

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