Me and a gf tried to use a foam contraceptive once...
If you've ever heard Eddie Murphy saying "flames shoot out my dick" you know what I was feeling. I couldn't pee all day 'cause it burned so bad... probably the most uncomfortable 14 hours I've ever experienced after sex.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these