I love reading profiles....some of the best humor!

Like...some I have met!

Lonely widower seeking special someone- He forgot he had a someone at home.
Seeking a lady who is employed- ditto...was on welfare
Not seeking serious comittment- married or just wants some action
Wants to be friends first- yes and last with fucking in between
Loves family- yes especially putting the eyes on my 29 year old daughter
Ready to move on with his life- and move into my house
I travel alot for work- he was going to be in my area and wanted to "make an appointment".

I am in no way bashing men. I love men.....just a few examples of the types I have run into in the past! I have heard many bad things about females too.