.....yep, know exactly what ya mean....i think i've finally deciphered all that BS tho....it's a type of shorthand....here's my interpretations:

loves long walks on the beach really means>>>> walk this way, i've already scouted out a secluded spot, we can have sex

loves candlelight dinners and wine, really means>>>> i'm schmoozing and i'm gonna get you drunk, we can have sex

loves to cuddle and just watch tv, really means>>>>> we can have sex


anybody else got any other good ideas for all that dribble they spout?